100 swear words

Thats how many I could say in a row and still it wouldnt be enough to describe how frustrated I am.  Was so looking forward to sleeping in tomorrow after a week long of little sleep and lots of work, and my dad goes and books my car in for a service early saturday morning.  Like wtf seriously.   Might as well stab me in the eye.

Another thing, I'd like to give out a huge FUCK YOU to cyclists who persist at riding their bike in peak hour traffic.  I dont know what goes on in your stupid heads, but stop it.  Just stop.  Use that fucking footpath thats beside you that DOESNT have cars backed up behind you because you're taking too much room in the lane to overtake.  Just because you want to save money on fuel and ride around, doesnt mean those of us who DO spend money to drive our cars should have to suffer driving at the speed of a bike!

I also would like to know how old people seem to litter the government job positions.  Most are dense as all hell, like the lady I was helping over the phone.  She had an issue with her formatting, something wasnt sticking, but because I'd taken 15min to try and get the stupid system working by remote control, she started getting pissy.  Like I could wake a magic wand and make it work.  I handed the slag to one of my co-workers since I had to do something and the first thing she complained about, after being on the phone no more then 20min, was IVE BEEN ON HOLD FOR 45min!!  And the guy was like...uh, I'm sure.  How about you go back to using paper and envelopes to send your mail.  How about that?  What?  Yeah thought so.


Not al doom and gloom though.  End of the month theres a work gathering going on.  Bowling and pizza.  I aint been bowling in forever so this should be heaps fun.  And you know whats even better?  Next months trip?  PAINTBALL!!!  Its going to go down!  They said one of the guys last year rocked up in a huge pink rabbit outfit.  Needless to say he got torn apart lololol but thats the sort ofpeople I work with.  Great fun. 

I should be sleeping since I have to be up soon.  You know when you hear a song and it sticks in your head?  Thats whats happening with me for the past few days.  And its not even a new song.  Its an old song I already know.  Beastie boys 'ch-check it out'.  It just goes over and over in my head for NO reason.

All you trekkies and tv addicts
Don't mean to diss
Don't mean to bring static
All you klingons in the fuckin' house
Grab your backstreet friend and get loud

non fucking stop!  Must be cause its got star trek and I'm a huge nerd at heart so its smashing my brain.  Anyway, heres something I ate during lunch.  Chocolate mousse with awesome cream and cake in the middle.  I actually went omnomnom while eating and workmates girlfriend loled at me.

TIRED

Thats right, I'm too tired to think.  Got to be at work in half hour.  Tired.  Oh so very tired..  Heres a picture that made me piss myself

Fuck you peak hour traffic

I dont get it.  Why do so many RETARDS have a license?  They shouldnt be on the road yet they are.  One thing I loathe about working in the city is the amount of traffic I have to go through up and back.  For some reason going TO work everyone seems more normal on the roads.  I dont think I've ever seen an accident in the morning.  And this is by retards who are half asleep!  But after work?  One one damn highway I passed 7-8 cars that had smashed into each other.   2 cars in one group, then like 5 in the next.  How is it possible that half asleep = extremely few accidents, but fully awake = spastic mode.   My driving skills are godly, 16 years without a single accident, but theres just so much I can do when theres idiots around me.  Sooner or later ones going to make a bee line straight into me and then be all HERP DERP and I'll be in hospital while they adjust their makeup.

Friend asked me what she should buy for her boyfriend on valentines day.  Told her to get one of those medallions that split in half and they can both carry one.  She said hell no because that felt like the 4th level of clingy.  So I told her to buy him a fleshlight since it sounds like he'll probably need it in that relationship.

Another friend wanted to draw a dinosaur.  So I drew one for her.

Fucking....monday

Well today was bloody fun.  First day of the joyless work week.  Had to wake up early so I couldnt stay up to watch Chelsea play Liverpool, who got RAPED by liverpool btw FUCK YOU CHELSEA WOOO!!!!!!!  I guess my morning started off good on that note after seeing the score.  I know all my useless bastard UTD and tottenham fan friends couldnt say shit to me today.  Thats something different considering how the seasons been going.

So went to work, got some really stupid jobs to work on.  Some people really shouldnt be allowed to use pcs.  I mean seriously.  At least one funny moment, saw a persons username as 'fap'.  Much lols were had.  MY most furstrating so far, told a lady to leave her pc on after she left work so I could upload some programs she needs.  Told her dont turn your pc off, just log out.  She's all like OK!!  End of the day she emails saying she's going home and I can do what I need to do.  I repeated, make sure your pc stays on, just log out.  She's all RIGHTO LOGGING OUT BYEEEE!!!!   5min later I go to upload the programs...'pc is offline'..  WTF SERIOUSLY!

Bit of good news.. I think I'll be changing the blogs layout this weekend.  A few things I was waiting on are going really well and should be ready to put up.  I'm looking forward to it.  Like really heaps looking forward.  I'm also looking forward to the weekend so the work week is over.  I told people at work that if they vote for me when I run for prime minister I'll make sure work weeks are only 4 days instead of 5.  I should be getting plenty of votes.

This is pretty much me at work.

nomnomnom

Today was much fun.  Went out with a couple friends to dinner to my favourite steak place and we all nommed happily.  We then went and played Arcana Heart 3 at one of the other friends place.  Its basically a CHEESY PIECE OF SHIT fighting game thats all kinds of broken in my eyes.  But we had fun and then I moved it to the 'never to touch again' pile.

Valentines day is coming up.  One of my other friends has gone into all super depressed mode because he's single.  I Dunno, I've always enjoyed the day while single.  It means more cake for me!  How can that be a bad thing?  It cant.  Its impossible.

Its pretty late here so I'll just post up some pics of the food I ate.  First one is a huge steak with fries and ceasar salad.  Second is the dessert I had, banana split and strawberry pavlova

Its about to hit

Cyclone yasi is only about an hour away from hitting the coast now.  Its unbelievably huge.  Pretty glad to see people prepared early for it and the military/rescue services/money aid/etc is all ready to move out tomorrow when its over.  They're getting like around 300km/h winds there.  And waves are going to be almost 10metres high.  Thats just something I really cant even imagine.  Heres some pictures of the storm.

Huge is what it is.  Heres another shot from a satellite, and also a second picture where someone pasted the cyclone ontop of the united states so people could get a good idea of how big this thing is who live there.

Come morning we'll be able to see what the place looks like.  Its very sad people are going to die through this.  And there are so many pets that were left behind too.  I dont see too many of them surviving either.

Queensland. Its really getting bad.

You try to put certain things into perspective.  Ignoring plenty of your issues and daily problems, even my possible speeding ticket that I might be getting in a couple weeks for being a tad over (hopefully nothing comes of it), but in the end you've got to be thankful some things arent as bad as they could be.  I'm always the optimist, its how I dont suicide into a large industrial blender.

Over in Queensland they're just getting over one of the biggest floods that has ever washed over them.  There are pictures of flash floods where the water was ankle deep and 22min later probably 10-15ft high.  Its unbelievable.  Now they're about to be hit by a massive category 4 cyclone.  Fingers crossed everyone got out of there instead of staying behind to protect whatever.  Plenty will, its just human nature.  But seriously, there are times when you need to turn your back and just run.  By this time tomorrow the cyclone will have smashed through some of the cities.  Worst part?  This probably wont be the last natural disaster that area suffers this year.  Its going to be really bad.

Picture shows the cyclone, to the left is Queensland.  That thing is massive.