I'll admit I called it. While I had some truly happy people on the phone, I also had some bat shit stupid people. I wont bother with the one lady I wanted to throw into a pool filled with razor blades. And I still have to deal with her tomorrow. OH WELL!
At least my lunch was good. Forgot to take a photo of it since I was wonderfully distracted during my lunch time trying to solve peoples problems. Joyfulness.
Its raining at the moment. Actually its been raining all day. Its as if the world felt the combined sadness of all the single depressed people today and wept. While I basically said stop moping! Today is one of the days of the year that you're allowed to eat chocolate and cake without anyone telling you off for it. Thats fucking happiness right there. Eat the chocolate. Become one with the chocolate. Because oneday there wont be any chocolate. There will always be skanks and idiots to get involved with, but chocolate will run out. Thats your only fucking warning.
Happy Valentine's Mr.Vlahka!!
ReplyDeleteWish you a giant moutain of yummy cakes on this rainny day!! ^^ (France is under the rain too XD)
Ohgod, BillxHunter tickle fight...
ReplyDeleteI remember reading one article saying that chocolate prices would be raising because of the increasing demand and such (whether that's true or not, people are debating around it).
So yes, I will take your words to heart and celebrate this one day in preparation for the chocolate apocalypse.
Mr. Con, as proof of how much I agree and admire your pearls of wisdom, accept my humble offering of a shoddy Photoshop job to commemorate said pearls of wisdom: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QektvSUbYA8/TVlO_D9LcoI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/pjogJDQRDfs/s400/chocolosophy.jpg
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Happy day indeed, you know why? cause it's my Birthday. Means double the cake for me! omnomnomnom
ReplyDeleteWOW Happy birthday Darth!! ^^
ReplyDeleteI loled
ReplyDeletechocolate will run out?!?! how?! why?!
ReplyDeletei loved all the images! that one with the smoker and zoey i published in my tumblr, too.
I'm single, and I'm as happy as can be today. I even went to a drive-in and got a red velvet cheesecake. I've always seen it and wondered how it was, well, it was absolutely delicious.
ReplyDeleteThe pictures made me raff.
"I don't hate you"
ReplyDelete:'D
You should go cheer Austin up with a cake or two! ;D
ReplyDeleteOr I could eat them myself
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