BIG MEATY CLAWS!!

I had a rather interesting sleep the other night. I wake up to what feels like 4am. Laying on my stomach I find that I had been sleeping on my right arm for what must have been several hours. My arm easily feels 3x larger than it should be. I mean, I got big manly arms don't get me wrong, but this sensation was making my brain go "..What?"

Its dark, my arm is numb, and I am barely awake. I am not even sure I could move my fingers. As a trained warrior in Dragon FIST I thought I best take a look. With care I lift my arm up above my head to observe the damage. I can barely see it..lets move it in a little closer to get a better look..WACK! A warm meaty slap to the face. Its hard for me to tell distance apparently. I managed to move my hand in front of my face just before crash landing it in my eyes.

The sensation of warm numb hand hitting you at 4am is hard to describe. I felt my nipples become hard so I must have liked it. I imagine Con feels the same when petting his cats..Anyway, It took some great effort on my part but I was able to shove my arm up to my forehead. I knew I need to either give my arm some blood or I'll have to cut it off. I sighed in relief when I could feel it start to tingle. The precious heart pee was making its way back to my limbs! That was short lived as 18 mins of "ouch..ouch...ouch...ouch.." followed. I forget the tingles start to hurt.