Bumps in the night

So I'm sitting there watching my episodes of Night Gallery when I hear a large THUD in the hallway behind me.  Like something had been pushed over and landed on the ground, say a chair or a heavy item.  I get up and look and see nothing.  But wait, whats that shadowy thing on the floor...  I turn the light on and there staring back at me is a giant green tree frog.  So first I'm thinking how the fuck did you even get inside, and then to omg was that the sound of it shifting through the layers of reality to appear inside my house.  A Warlock Frog, an evil sorcerer of black arcane arts.

So I faced him with my trusty broom thinking if it is a warlock in frog form it will be a little more relaxed to see a broom thinking me a witch.  I opened the back door and lightly started to prod at it.  The frog EVILY began to hop along the path I directed on until it ventured back out into the open world.  Then I closed the door and did a little dance to ward off evil.  He shant appear in this house again!

Its almost 8am and I've decided I need to start staying up so late.  I'd actually be in bed earlier but I was doing the dishes after my mum showed me the nail on her thumb had half torn off.  Dont you hate it when that happens?  So I washed a bunch of crap and it delayed me a little.

I created something for someone that they asked from me a couple months back or so.  Its taken me far too long to finish it since I'm useless.  But I plan to mail it off finally in the next few days and once he gets it I'll put up a picture of it here.  Should get some laughs.  But for now, heres a picture of me with my cat.