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Saturday, April 25, 2015

Terrifying...

Thats what it was.  Absolutely terrifying.  I took a friend to this place I really like to eat at.  He'd never been before so this was a treat.  So we get our food and sit down, happily eating away.  Outside I see this lady coming.  Hard to tell her age, but I'll go late 30s.  She looked a little older since she was absolutely crusty.  Barefoot, hair looked like she hadnt washed it in weeks.  She walks in and orders something and then I hear her keys land hard on the table next to us and she sits down.  Corner of my eye I can see her looking right at me.

Now I was hoping she wouldnt decide to talk to us.  She looked like the type of weirdo that would.  Then I saw her running her hand through her hair.  She did it a few times, stopping to look at me and then do it again.  Body language says shes most likely self concious since she saw me, which meant she probably wanted to eat me.  I'm doing my absolute best NOT to make eye contact with her.  She got to the point where she turned her body to face me, ran her hands through her hair like 10 times in an exaggerated fashion, and then waved her arms at me.  When I didnt look she gasped in annoyance and stopped.  Couple minutes later she got her food and left.  ajhsdguhurjansgv I shudder just thinking about it.

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  1. Sounds like when I lived in New York lol. At least she wasn't crazy and dangerous!

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    1. Who knows. If I'd made eye contact with her I may have been harvested for my skin later.

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