Special creation

You know you ask Jed to upload you some l4d playthrough clips so I can make the new video, and he sends me half of them and in broken order.  Everyone say thanks to Jed!

So a few months back I had a strange request.  A user on youtube asked me if I could create him something Francis and a random quote of mine he'd chosen and sign it as a christmas gift for a friend of his.  I've never entertained the idea of autographs because frankly my autograph is worthless and I feel like if I were to do these I'd be making it seem like I'm totally full of myself.  But it was a request for a christmas present for his friend and this is really the only reason I did it.  Christmas and all that.

But halfway through making it I got an idea and decided to do something extra as a surprise.  Something retarded.  And the idea was born...  I got my friend to hold the camera  and then I went ahead with my shitty amateur photoshop skillz.  I finished them and printed them out on large photo paper and then signed them with a silver marker with a little message too.  Heres a picture of both of them.  From memory I THINK the large one was A3 size.  I dunno.

Well they received it recently and thankfully the post didnt rape it in any way.  Post is known to rape things.  Especially bendable things.  Dont like the rape.  I dont plan to make ones like this again though.  I mean ignoring that it cost me a bit to screw around and send off, I'd feel too stupid sending out my autographs and stuff.  So please dont ask me for one lol

Winter Bucky

So heres my new toy clip.  I went a little overboard with Captain America ,   He's like the douche king now.  Sorry Edward.  Also thanks to everyone who click on the ads on my blog.  It may be only a couple dollars a month or so, and I wont see any of it till probably 2017 when I get enough to have it sent, but with this money I plan to buy Jed some new underwear.   I'm told he's been wearing the same ones since high school.  So its all going to a good cause.

Also keep an eye out for a picture of Jed in the clip.

What bathroom in Japanese?

Some of us are good people. We only hurt others on impulse or when they need it. I for example only ever choke a person for 3 minutes and 20 seconds. 45 seconds short of brain damage causing harm. Others though, just want to watch the WORLD BURN.

Take this e-mail I got for a example. Facebook tells me I logged in somewhere before that seems out of character. Now I never use Facebook. Ever. But it is very popular right now. Some websites use it as their own sign in accounts. Some app use Facebook as their own accounts also. So hate it or love it you'll need one eventually. But check out where I logged in from.

I always wanted to go to Japan. -Jed

Final Precinct 84 clip

Done it, I can now delete heaps of crap off my drive lol

This post has nothing to do with the sun

So the other night I noticed something creepy.  Whenever my cat wants to go out to relieve himself I usually head out with him to make sure theres no other cats waiting to fight him, as I have no desire to fork out any more money on vet bills.  So with my trusty GOD TORCH in hand I go out into the night.  They've been fairly cool lately which is really nice.  The best thing about cool nights is the skies usually clear, which means 1 billion stars greet me.  It always makes me want to go back and start writing stories again but then I remember I'm a slacker and so I dont.

While going down I noticed something glint off the torch light.  There, sitting on the side of the garden are 2 tree frogs a couple feet apart.  Just staring my way.  They're the only two there.  I know these frogs.  They used to live in the pipes we had where we planned to build an expensive to the house but havent gotten around to it, which we recently taped up so they couldnt get into anymore since they somehow made it into the bathroom through the pipes.  I could tell they were upset with me.  They should be thankful since taping it up stopped my dad from killing them.  But one thing I didnt know about frogs was if you shine a light into their eyes it reflects red.  So that was a little eerie.

So off to the back of the yard and my cats doing his thing.  I noticed a glinting reflection in the grass nearby and thought back to the stories I was told that those are lights reflecting off the eyes of spiders.  So I thought I'd lean in and OMG it was a spider, a fairly large one, and on its back was like a cocoon of eggs.  So I did the only thing I could.  And that was to crush it with my foot.  Of course I was terrified the entire time as I grind my foot into the floor to turn him into paste.  My mind kept imagining it somehow making its way to the side of my shoe, reaching over with legs that gripped into me like metal razors, then its head popping around and biting my toes off.  Sure this isnt going to happen.  But I really really hate spiders.

Heres a classic one for you.  Yesterday mum interrupted me to tell me that I needed to check the phone because its not working.  I'm like how is it not working.  She kept insisting.  So I finally get up and pick up the phone, dial tone is there, stare at mum.  And she says to me...  Its not working.  Try calling here, it wont work........  And I'm like....SERIOUSLY?!  You cant call the house phone from the house phone!

Avengers

So I've been meaning to do a clip with the Avengers for a while now.  In fact theres many series I plan to do once I get the desire.  So go ahead and watch as it spoils nothing from the movie.  My own crap completely.   I'm hoping my next clip will be the final L4D clip of that map review.  Got all the other clips from Jed so I can go ahead.  And from what I'm told Jed is almost done with the next Portal clip.

Latest toy clip

So today I decided to upload a video I made for easter.  Its actually been sitting on my system for the past couple weeks as I wasnt entirely happy with it.  I knew I could do far better but was also a little too lazy and disinterested in doing a better one.  So I thought what the hell and uploaded.  I've also done my own take on an Avengers clip which I've been meaning to do for months.  I just need to do an intro for it and then it can go up.  It also has nothing to do with the movie.


Regarding the Avengers, I watched it the other day.  Not bad.  I definitely preferred the Thor movie more but thats me since I'm a little biased.  But I totally loved that film and bought it.  Dont think I'll be buying Avengers until it comes out in like a special pack with other films, like avengers 2 or whatever.  Or if the movie is stupid cheap and has a shitload of awesome extras.  Then I can just fast forward to all the Thor parts.


For the people who have seen Avengers, would be really impressed if you didnt mention any specific bits of the film in case some others here havent seen it and plan to watch it.  Spoilers are such a bitch lol