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Friday, March 30, 2012

Bumps in the night

So I'm sitting there watching my episodes of Night Gallery when I hear a large THUD in the hallway behind me.  Like something had been pushed over and landed on the ground, say a chair or a heavy item.  I get up and look and see nothing.  But wait, whats that shadowy thing on the floor...  I turn the light on and there staring back at me is a giant green tree frog.  So first I'm thinking how the fuck did you even get inside, and then to omg was that the sound of it shifting through the layers of reality to appear inside my house.  A Warlock Frog, an evil sorcerer of black arcane arts.

So I faced him with my trusty broom thinking if it is a warlock in frog form it will be a little more relaxed to see a broom thinking me a witch.  I opened the back door and lightly started to prod at it.  The frog EVILY began to hop along the path I directed on until it ventured back out into the open world.  Then I closed the door and did a little dance to ward off evil.  He shant appear in this house again!

Its almost 8am and I've decided I need to start staying up so late.  I'd actually be in bed earlier but I was doing the dishes after my mum showed me the nail on her thumb had half torn off.  Dont you hate it when that happens?  So I washed a bunch of crap and it delayed me a little.

I created something for someone that they asked from me a couple months back or so.  Its taken me far too long to finish it since I'm useless.  But I plan to mail it off finally in the next few days and once he gets it I'll put up a picture of it here.  Should get some laughs.  But for now, heres a picture of me with my cat.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012


Not much lately!  Been sitting myself through some marathons as I try to get through an old tv series called The Night Gallery.  Its a show that ran for a few seasons in the 70s, similar to Twilight Zone.  I love these things.  I was actually surprised at the more recent 90s version of the Outer Limits.  That had some awesome episodes.  I also love that they have popular actors in each episode instead of people you dont know, so its something to look forward to

 The other day I got a message on youtube and it was for a video compilation of me throwing molotovs in previous older clips.  Gave me a few lols so I thought I'd put it up here.  I'm also starting on the next L4D video.  Give me time!  Jeds off fondling homeless men or somethng.

Thursday, March 22, 2012


Well this weeks been peachy!  Yesterday my team Liverpool squandered a 2-0 lead to lose 3-2 to a lower rated team.  Mind you at this point as a liverpool supporter nothing surprises me and I actually half expect something stupid to happen.

Following with my brilliant week, my sister is back up.  She needs to attend some court hearing on a trumped up charge of assault or something minor.  Basically little rich girl who hates her cause her boyfriend was looking at my sister tried to get into an argument with her and decided this would be fun.  I dont really think this girl realises she's pissing ME off far far more then my sister, and she needs to be careful what she decides to put me through.  Cause I will totally go her with every vicious idea I can think of.  Having to live with my sister for whatever period of time is my complete and total worst nightmare.  So yeah, pray for me!

Icant recall if I mentioned it already but I finally saw Hugo the other day.  Oh how I love that movie.  Cant rant about it enough. Totally and completely magical.  Also seeing Christopher Lee in it was just a blast for me.  Love him so much.  I might do a future post about a bunch of films I like, cause I know how much you all love to be bored!

The other day driving to pick up some YUMMY YUMMY chinese food I decided to have the radio playing and this song came on.  Singer sounded familiar but I couldnt pin it.  The song was pretty nice so I fired up my 'soundhound' app on my phone which rocks, and 10sec later it spits out 'Ordinary day' by Dolores O'Riordan.  Then I was all like BOOM!  Thats the lead singer from The Cranberries!  I had no idea she did solo stuff.  I dont listen to music too often so I miss things.  But yeah, she still sounds awesome.  Back when singers actually sang and didnt use fucking autotune.  Love her voice.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Precinct 84 ep3

Here you go, finally got around to editing the third one.  And typically youtube decided to be BROKEN so I couldnt upload properly, otherwise this would of been up 2 days ago.  Enjoy.

Saturday, March 17, 2012


My favourite movie ever was Alien with Aliens tied equally with it.  I loved them so much when growing up and love them now, can still watch them and be excited and tense like its my first time again.  They're brilliant films.  But now with the new trailer for Prometheus, man I am so pumped for this film.  I havent been this twitchy for a film in forever.  I havent gone to the cinema in years since I'm not happy with their 80s screen technology.  It should be digital by now.  No fucking excuse.  Especially if they're going to charge me $16.  My tv at home gives me better picture and my sound system destroys theirs since it can do True-HD sound.  I'm better off with the bluray.  Though I must be honest I prefer watching movies at home.  No idiots talking, texting on their phones, loud kids etc.  But I'm about to break my no cinema rule with this movie.  I cant wait for it.  June cant come soon enough.

Thursday, March 15, 2012


So all the days just keep on passing.  I've been catching up with all my TV shows that I've wanted to watch, finishing off the recent season of Sanctuary.  Its pretty entertaining for me.  And since I've been knocking away my shows one by one, I FINALLY got to watch Hugo.  That movie is brilliant in every sense of the word.  I loved it so much.  Easily one of the most magical movies ever made.  I'm hoping they release a future bluray version with more extras as the current one is pretty bare bones and doesnt impress me.  I want more.  So fingers crossed for a special edition of it.

My cats pretty much good now.  He's gained back his weight, his injuries are all gone, and he's looking healthy as ever.  So now I can finally start looking for a job.  I've been out for too long sadly and money has been slapping me the wrong way.  I've got a half dozen I'm planning to apply for next week, which means hours and hours of writing pages of replies to all their stupid questions in their applications.  Hopefully my effort doesnt go unrewarded.

Of course as fate has it, one of the 2 statues that I've been twitching for decided to finally come out.  The other one, being the gorgeous 28" Alien statue which I've paid for in advance last august, got delayed till may/june.  But the statue I didnt have the option to pay in advance decided to finally come out the other day and I'm absolutely screwed because I really cant in any intelligent aspect allow myself to spend what little money I have left on it, despite twitching.  I've been after a Thor statue where he has his original outfit.  There have been a few impressive ones in the past but none that made me instantly lunge for it.  Its funny that all the statues I find worth buying, which is ultra rare and I only have 4, have decided to all come out in the last couple years after a decade of staring at upcoming iterations.  I did get a lovely Thor vs Loki statue last year or whenever which is still my crown jewell, but I wanted one of Thor just on his own.  And like I've mentioned before in the past, I'm a massive Thor whore since I was a kid, long before I even read the comics.  And this is the one thats come finally.

Like I said before there are some other really nice ones, but they're all sort of boring.  Either standing there, maybe one arm raised, nothing impressive to look at.  This one though is delicious.  19" tall, and only $270 which is cheap considering.  Sadly I'd have to pay an extra $100 for postage because companies like to rape me like that.  So for the moment I have hope I find a job quickly and hope to all things sexy that its still in stock and everyone hasnt snatched it away.  Pray with me!

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

There is a Snake in my boot.

Well hey look at me! I have the day off! I think today I shall begin work on the next portal clip. I also do some more drawing. Maybe even make a sandwich?..NO! I will marry someone to make me a sandwich.

I was browsing around and found this sweet little number.

Its ok to laugh. We all have this type of work environment at one point of our lives. 

OH! And you guys hear the latest rumors about a "STEAMbox" console made by Valve? Apparently some leaked screen shots of the alpha build of the thing hit the net. Valve denies it of course. Nintendo would have denied working on the WiiU 2 years ago also. But it rumor is to be believed it'll be a pretty sweet machine! After reading around my only reaction to it was..

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Douche files 3

So heres the next video in my douche series.  I went a little different this time to give poor poor Edward a little rest.  Even he needs time away from doucheness.

Not too much has happened recently.  Although parents had to buy a new bed thanks to my cat deciding it was his toilet.  He's never done that before.  Still unsure as to why he did too.  I've also been searching far and wide for specific kitty litter for him since the small round crystals I used to get he's decided they are to be candy.  So threw those out.

So I'm still getting over my beloved Alien statue being delayed for a third time to May/June period.  I swear if I dont get this thing I'm going to go crazy.  Couple bluray films came out that I MUST get too, but delaying that till I get a job again.  Speaking of which I hope happens soon.  Until then I'll have to soldier on.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Extra unused stuff

Not much happening lately.  So heres some outtakes from the valentines and ninja turtles clip stuck together.