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Saturday, October 8, 2011

Spiders. Fucking spiders.

In the past week and a half I've killed 3 spiders.  I'm not talking about little baby pansy spiders.  I'm talking ones that would make the terminator run away screaming like a little girl.  Never before have I seen this many.  One was larger then my god damn hand.  The other two were half my hand in size.  I originally was planning to make one of those experiences into an audio comic.  But now I'm thinking I might make a live action clip of it.  We'll see how retarded I feel when the time comes.

So for now, whenever you walk into a room, look at the ceiling.  You look up and you see if there are any spiders because thats where the fuckers like to go.  And when you see one you kill you.  Dont wait, because while you wait the spider plots to rape.  So you rape it first.  That is all.

10 comments:

  1. the fuck O_O one bigger than yur hand..what did you kill it with? D:

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  2. I start rocking in the corner of my room if I see a spider...I need one of those superhero men to save me haha

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  3. see a spider... commit suicide!

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  4. That doesn't work for me :\ I see spider, I freak, I look for something to kill it with for a split second, I turn back to the spider and it's gone. I don't go into the room for the rest of the day.

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  5. Remember, they're more scared of you than you are of it.

    Also, this old gag comes to mind:

    http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/510/spiderh.jpg/

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  6. It's because of the wet season, they're seeking shelter.

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  8. The other night a giant furry spider kept teleporting its way around my house. When I least expected it, it showed up on my (very low) bedroom ceiling... 'Bout crapped my pants.

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  9. I like messing with people by holding spiders, their feet are soft. But if they don't run away and instead rear up at me they die. Swiftly, and cotton-ly, snug in a tissue.

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  10. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And spiders. They're fucking scary.

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