So got a call from my bank today. Apparantly someone in france bought clothes with my credit card. They better be nice clothes. About $280 worth. So bank locked my card since they thought I hadnt done the purchase, and they were right. So right now they're sending me a new card to replace the old one thats being cancelled, and pulling my money back. They're pretty awesome. Good thing I withdraw a few hundred today! Will help me get by till I sort out all my crap.
I was walking to my favourite curry place for lunch today and there was a lady on the sidewalk handing out paper things. Unlike other people I actually get excited whenever I see someone handing out things because I like to find out what mysterious stuff is on that paper. I hop like a little kid. So imagine my surprise when I get it and on the top of the document is large bold letters that read -
The end of the world is nigh, God shall be arriving to punish us for our sins ETCETCETC
Ok, this isnt the surprise I want when I'm off to eat. I like happy thoughts with my lunch. Also, I dont know what fucking god she has but my god actually lets me enjoy my lunch in peace! He'll be all like, Going to lunch Con? Yes? Well you go and you enjoy your lunch that was made with plants and wildlife I created just for you to enjoy your days with... And I'll be all like, Thank you god you're a swell guy.
My god aint a vengeful psycho like these peoples! He knows not to punish me because of some guy down the block who raped someone previously. He's smart. He says YOU DIDNT RAPE ANYONE, I WILL NOT SMITE YOU. And again I'll reply with Thanks god you're seriously super swell!
Actually lemme go on a tangent here... Speaking of rape, I'd like a new fucking rule placed into our laws that says people who that sleep with underage people shouldnt be the only ones charged. If a 16 year old girl goes and sleeps with some 25 year old guy, and for whatever reason they get found out because she probably gets pissed off because he wouldnt buy her a donkey and goes to the cops to tell on him, SHE should get charged too. I mean if an older person does it its called grooming, and they go to jail for it. But how come the younger person, who knows its illegal and coaxes the other person into doing something illegal, isnt considered punishable? I think you'll find our society would be a little better if everything was equally at fault for all instead of this or that BS.
What brought this on you ask? 17 year old girl here is being an absolute media whore and outing a football coach and some of the players, saying she had sex with them and has pictures etc and is doing it because they pissed her off. So she's untouchable but the guys get in trouble? Fuck that. Should be both ways. She knew she was doing something illegal. SICKENING!
Comic below is part of another comic at the brilliant site http://theoatmeal.com/ They're fucking funny